This is how deprived my 12-year-old is. When a friend got a new phone, M crafted a phone for herself with the friend’s discarded packaging materials:
“Mom, Mom, look!” she called, batting sorrowful puppy dog* eyes at me. “Isn’t this so sad? Oh my gosh, it’s really sad, isn’t it?”
I acknowledged that the homemade phone was both heartbreaking and a poignant reminder of her strength in the face of adversity.
“You know what’s the saddest part about my fake phone, though, Mom?” she asked.
I waited.
“I only put numbers–I forgot the letters. So I can’t even fake-text with my fake-phone.”
My darling girl. She is so brave.
*Speaking of puppy dogs, my children still don’t have a puppy dog, either.
Claire
Watch out, Katie. With this level of neglect, you could be hotlined!
Katie
@Claire, bwah, ha, ha!
Big Sister
How about two empty soup cans and string?